You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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