This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
