if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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