My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Drake has all the answers
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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