dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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