she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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