Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I look better un-naked...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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