Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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