Only a mothe r could love this liver
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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