Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
