nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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