So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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