You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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