I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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