I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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