i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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