thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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