No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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