You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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