ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
