I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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