im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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