And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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