I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
