A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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