: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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