I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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