Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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