If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
time to smoke my breakfast
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We left the knife in your bed.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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