I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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