if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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