u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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