Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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