i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
