Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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