it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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