hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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