yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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