its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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