And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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