she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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