At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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