Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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