She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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