4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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