never play flip cup with pint glasses
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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