I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
When are your genitals available?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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