i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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