Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
