Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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