You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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