Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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