does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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