Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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