So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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