that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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