he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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