Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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